Just in case anyone is going to get offended, THIS IS A SATIRICAL WEBSITE. However, the facts are true and the rest is my opinion.
“I’M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I’M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE”!
The “Two-Tier Justice System” Advisory Council was founded after the July 5th, 2016 James Comey conviction, exoneration and pardon of Hillary Clinton for High Crimes & Misdemeanors involving at least 25 Federal Statutes. You remember, Hillary committed this and that and everything else, but there was NO INTENT to commit any crimes. You know the old saying, S*** happens. She was just a victim of her own circumstances. It was her childhood, her upbringing, she was an only child, they beat her, help me with more environmental excuses as to why she didn’t intend to go on a crime spree. All we are asking is for the same consideration when we are confused and go on a crime spree.
Here’s an example for you. A man walks into a bank, gets to the teller and thinks to himself, hey there’s lots of money here. He tells the teller to give him all of the money. According to James Comey’s interpretation and made up law, since the man didn’t go to the bank with the INTENT to rob it, there wasn’t any crime. I hope you see the ludicrousness of this situation. If you claim that it just happened to come to you without any planning then you didn’t intend to commit any crime and you won’t be arrested of charged.
I quote James Comey regarding Hillary, “Although there is evidence of potential violations of the statutes regarding the handling of classified information, our judgment is that no reasonable prosecutor would bring such a case,”
No one in the Federal Government is going to exonerate you, me, or anyone else not associated with Hillary or a high government official. Therefore, I Randy Kaas as Chairman of the “Two-Tier Justice System” Advisory Council personally deemed it the right to everyone to have the same rights as Hillary.
The Advisory Council then thought that this cause could be a great fund-raising opportunity to benefit State & National Republican Candidates as well as Conservative Organizations.
I am approaching the crimes and hatred by the left using satire because I don’t want to be as mean and insulting as the left. There will be approximately 10 subjects that I will write about prior to the 2020 election. You can see some of the subjects over to the right.
Each topic will be accompanied with a Coupon Booklet. The Coupon Booklet will bestow on you the same equal rights to be “Above The Law” as the criminal got away with. Thus giving you “Equal Justice Under Law” no matter how wrong the justice was.
Here’s how it works. I write a scathing satirical analysis of a person or group of individuals from the Democrat Party and then I issue a Coupon Booklet that exonerates YOU from those same crimes. You make a (Quid-Pro-Quo) purchase for $13.99 and receive the Coupon Booklet in the mail. Then you show and discuss the Coupons to your friends, family, colleagues and your Democrat friends or ENEMIES.
This is the CIVIL manner in which we discuss our political differences. Not calling for mob action, getting up in their faces, kicking them when they are down, prohibiting you from speaking, physical violence, etc. This is the method of the Left and WE are above those abusive tactics.
People are weaponizing their political differences. Even the FBI had become a weaponized political organization.
Hillary Clinton wants so badly to be the President of the United States and yet she only wants to be civil to people who agree with her. What happened to the word, “United” in the name of our great country? When did it become “People who agree with my ideals” States of America? Hillary doesn’t want to be associated with 50% of the population of the UNITED STATES. You do remember that she said that 50% of the population was “A basket of Deplorables”. She is changing the name of our country to, “Democrats of the Divided States of America”. Following are her exact words that came out or her mouth. Does she even have a brain? What person in their right mind would utter such a ridiculous statement? You know who, it’s Hillary.
“You cannot be civil with a political party that wants to destroy what you stand for, what you care about,” Hillary Clinton October 8, 2018
Incivility, just shows you what she is made of. She can’t get along with the Republicans so she wants civil unrest. Guess she subscribes to the theology of Booker, Holder and Maxine. How low can the Democrats go? They’ve already hit bottom but are still digging a deeper hole. How can our government possibly govern when they have to put up with all of the idiots spewing violence. This is more reason that you need to purchase a “I’m Above The Law” Coupon Booklet. We need the money to put up a defense against all of those IDIOTS.
When the Advisory Council sells a Coupon Booklet, we share the revenue with all the State, Local & National Republican Groups that participate with us. My goal leading up to the 2020 Presidential Election is to raise MILLIONS of dollars to support Republican Causes and Campaigns.
Every two months I will issue a new Coupon Booklet for $12.99 and am asking you to collect the entire collection. This is a great way to support your candidates and receive a “talking point” in the mail that will get a laugh or good chuckle out of everyone you share it with. Traditional fund-raising has just been, send us some money and we thank you. My method is to find a cause, ask for a small purchase and then send you something that you can put in your hand and share with others.
Another goal is to infuriate the Democrats. When you are confronted with one of their mightier that thou comments you can always pull out your Coupon Booklet and rub it in their face, literally, not physically. Democrats won’t like my satire or the physical Coupon Booklet. They shouldn’t like the booklets because it is a constant reminder that WE know what is going on and aren’t going to stand for it anymore. Here’s a famous monologue from the movie “Network” and it is poignant in our situation.
Well, I’m not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get MAD! I don’t want you to protest. I don’t want you to riot — I don’t want you to write to your congressman, because I wouldn’t know what to tell you to write. I don’t know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first you’ve got to get mad. You’ve got to say: ‘I’m a human being, god-dammit! My life has value!’
So, I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell: I’M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I’M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!
This is EXACTLY what we should be doing every day of the week until we receive civility, equality, equity, respect, a fair shake, and our voices heard.
How do we know that there really is a Two-Tier Justice System?
Let’s look at the facts: When all of the Podesta and DNC emails put were revealed the FBI launched their investigations.
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Please help the plight of you, me, your friends and all opposed to inequality. We want fairness and adherence to the Constitution of the United States of America. There are Federal Statutes and Laws that our Department of Justice are supposed to uphold. The Office of the Attorney General is responsible for the supervision, administration and operation of the Department of Justice which includes the Federal Bureau of Investigation, Drug Enforcement Administration, Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives, Bureau of Prisons, The Judiciary and additional Office of Justice Programs.
Congress is responsible for oversight of the Department of Justice. Over the past 10 years a multitude of individuals in several of the Agencies have gone ROGUE. The offenders decided to put their political agenda above their responsibility. In other words, they didn’t do their job and imposed their ideology and political bias into their decisions. These decisions were one sided and violated a vast number of laws, regulations and their fiduciary duty. They are playing POLITICS and demonstrating that no matter the rule of law, right or wrong, they are going to do whatever they want. Damn the consequences, “I am going to have it MY way”. Congress is responsible to reign in this type of action by those ROGUE agents.
The “Two-Tier Justice System” Advisory Council wants to keep sending out the message that violation of a person’s responsibility while being employed by the DOJ is not going to be tolerated and past offenders should be reprimanded.
The first recipient of my satire is none other that Her Royal Highness, Queen of Criminal Activity, I Only Used One Device, Someone Else Did It, It’s a Nothing Burger, Lock Her Up, Crooked Hillary
Dear Justice System, Either arrest and indict Hillary Clinton for all the crimes James Comey laid out on July 5, 2016 and stated that she committed or finally admit that there are two sets of laws. One set for the Clinton’s and their friends and one set for the peasants. Sincerely, US Citizens
The satirical prose is named:
“FRIEND OF HILLARY”
The Coupon Booklet is named:
“I’M ABOVE THE LAW”
The Redeemable Coupon is named:
Please read my satirical take on a smidgen of what Hillary has gotten away with because she is in the Top Tier. All of us are in the Bottom Tier when it comes to doling out justice. The Top Tier gets away with everything and the Bottom Tier goes to jail for minor infractions of the law. I refer to this as INVERSE JUSTICE. The greater the crime and a mountain of indisputable evidence, you are absolved without so much as a charge or trial. It’s like the Pope rewarded you with a dispensation. However, in Hillary’s case the Pope was James Comey.
Hillary remembers so much about Republicans as she states in the video above. Why can’t she remember all that she did to the women that were abused by her husband. Also, with this unbelievable memory isn’t it odd that she couldn’t remember ANYTHING during her FBI interview. Guess she has what experts call, “Selective Memory”. How convenient for her.
This is the front cover of what you receive for $13.99 and your support of Republican Candidates.
Once you receive the first Coupon Booklet you will surely want to collect the entire edition. Then you will be covered for any situation that comes along. If you are caught with TOP SECRET documents that belong to the Federal Government, or have a text that contains a photo from the control room of a Nuclear Submarine, say you rob a bank, maybe you DELETE emails that have been subpoenaed, stole a candy bar from Wal-Mart, or you name it, YOU ARE COVERED. The entire edition of “I’m Above The Law” Coupon Booklets will be your savior. Please start collecting them today. Don’t forget to let all of your friends and social media contacts to know about this.
For this campaign to be successful it must go VIRAL. That only happens if YOU talk about it. You can use your Facebook page, Instagram, Twitter, Snapchat, and any of the other Social Media out there. Please ask your friends and your friend’s of friend’s to talk about the “Two-Tier Justice System” Advisory Council and the Hillary Exemption. Thank you for your generous purchase of the Coupon Booklet to support the RIGHT Candidates aka Republicans.
If everyone treats the link to this site as if it were a chain letter the word will spread very fast. Let’s look at the math. If you send this to 5 persons and then they send it to 5 persons it will only take re-sending the link up 10 times on the chain and we will reach nearly 10 million people. PLEASE repeat to everyone to send this to 5 or more people that they know.
MAGA, Trump 2020 and all the State Republican Committees and Campaigns THANK YOU too.
Sincerely, Randy Kaas, Chairman of the Board, “Two-Tier Justice System” Advisory Council of the United States of America.
It’s just about time to think about making a purchase of the coupon booklet. It’s only $13.99 plus .99 S&H and you will get a laugh, especially if you try to use it. Remember it’s your only chance to be Untouchable, like Hillary. It’s the “Hillary Exception” coupon booklet issued by the “Two-Tier Justice System” Advisory Council of the United States of America. It couldn’t be more official if we tried. Please remember all your friends that you think might be predisposed to getting into legal trouble. They absolutely need these coupons. Your purchase or donation are not considered a gift to a charity. We are selling Coupon Booklets to benefit Republican Causes.
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There is more to read after this page, so if you decide to make a purchase now please return to the “Friend of Hillary” pages that follow. There is a link at the bottom of the page. The story is scathing.
To continue reading about Hillary Clinton and her being Above The Law in the Two-Tier Justice System just click below and you will be taken to the “Friend Of Hillary, I’m Above The Law” page. Here you can read my satirical musings on her indiscretions.